ERROR 666!

Spiritual tourists including journalists, sociologists, cultural appropriators, the merely curious, thrill seekers and those seeking to have vicarious spiritual experiences by placing themselves in the vicinity of those having real spiritual experiences – you have reached this page in error.

You were looking to exploit Witches for personal or financial gain, publication, wealth, notoriety, thrills, narcissistic supply or in order to attempt living a spiritual life vicariously through powerful Witches.
You may have arrived here in an attempt to escape the excruciating emptiness and painful monotony of your life.

We’re sorry.
THESE WITCHES ARE UNAVAILABLE.

Please try uploading your own spiritual practice.”